2013 JLB Schedule Announced

After a couple hours of switching up the matchups, we have our 2013 schedule — and it’s a good one. 

As usual, we have 20 weeks of matchups, featuring four games against each of your division mates, two against each of the teams in the other division in your league and one game against the six teams in the other league. 

The season kicks off with some volatile matchups, as the Slammers take on the Choo, sure to be one of the loudest of the season. 

Also in Week 1, the Outs run into the helicopter pilot, Michael Coldsmith III. And the Sex Panthers will go up against Chief Otto Parts in a battle of Uncle John prank callers. 

Week 2 brings about the first divisional matchups, while Week 3 starts a string of three straight Walter matchups for Steroid.ERA. It’s a perfect chance for him to show them he means business. 

The Slammers and Panthers will cross paths early this season, in Week 8, and the annual World Series rematch — which for the third year in a row will feature the Slammers and the Gamblers — will take place during the two-week All-Star Break cycle, July 15-28. 

The Gamblers won last season’s matchup 15-5-4 to improve to 5-0 against the Slammers during the regular season. That’s right. The Slammers are 0-5 against the Gamblers during the regular season. 

Fortunately, the stat that matters is the 2-1 mark in World Series matchups. 

Hashtag, burn. 

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