AFC East
Jimmy Jammers
Matthew Stafford, Det QB
Zac Stacy, StL RB
Reggie Bush, Det RB
Dez Bryant, Dal WR
Alshon Jeffery, Chi WR
Jared Cook, StL TE
Patriots D/ST D/ST
Greg Zuerlein, StL K
T.Y. Hilton, Ind WR
Knile Davis, KC RB P
Ryan Succop, KC K
Coby Fleener, Ind TE
DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR
Pierre Thomas, NO RB
Terrance Williams, Dal WR
Cowboys D/ST D/ST
Andy Dalton, Cin QB
Julio Jones, Atl WR
David Wilson, NYG RB
Sunday Slackers
Drew Brees, NO QB
Rashad Jennings, NYG RB
Ray Rice, Bal RB
Demaryius Thomas, Den WR
Torrey Smith, Bal WR
Jason Witten, Dal TE
49ers D/ST D/ST
Dan Carpenter, Buf K
C.J. Spiller, Buf RB
Rueben Randle, NYG WR
Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB
Saints D/ST D/ST
Timothy Wright, TB TE
Emmanuel Sanders, Den WR
Kenny Stills, NO WR
Bobby Rainey, TB RB
Matt Bryant, Atl K
Mike Williams, Buf WR
NFC East
Dottsville Toasters
Ryan Tannehill, Mia QB
Alfred Morris, Wsh RB
Golden Tate, Det WR
Calvin Johnson, Det WR
Anquan Boldin, SF WR
Brent Celek, Phi TE
Seahawks D/ST D/ST
Mason Crosby, GB K
Robert Griffin III, Wsh QB
DeAngelo Williams, Car RB
Darrius Heyward-Bey, Pit WR
Garrett Hartley, FA K
Lamar Miller, Mia RB
Kris Durham, Det WR
Jeff Cumberland, NYJ TE
Raiders D/ST D/ST
Brandon Bolden, NE RB
Owen Daniels, Bal TE
T-Money
Tony Romo, Dal QB
Fred Jackson, Buf RB
Frank Gore, SF RB
Michael Floyd, Ari WR
Jerricho Cotchery, Car WR
Antonio Gates, SD TE
Ravens D/ST D/ST
Nick Folk, NYJ K
James Jones, Oak WR
Danny Amendola, NE WR
Ryan Mathews, SD RB
Eli Manning, NYG QB
Blair Walsh, Min K
Jermaine Gresham, Cin TE
Cardinals D/ST D/ST
Marvin Jones, Cin WR
Jacquizz Rodgers, Atl RB
Arian Foster, Hou RB
Reggie Wayne, Ind WR
AFC North
Fear and Loathing
Andrew Luck, Ind QB
Knowshon Moreno, Mia RB
Matt Forte, Chi RB
Brian Hartline, Mia WR
Marques Colston, NO WR
Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE
Jaguars D/ST D/ST
Nick Novak, SD K
Darren McFadden, Oak RB
Steve Smith, Bal WR
Kendall Wright, Ten WR
Sebastian Janikowski, Oak K
Michael Crabtree, SF WR
Rob Housler, Ari TE
Rams D/ST D/ST
Josh McCown, TB QB
Ahmad Bradshaw, Ind RB
Jawz Attack
Russell Wilson, Sea QB
Trent Richardson, Ind RB
Donald Brown, SD RB
Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR
Antonio Brown, Pit WR
Charles Clay, Mia TE
Chiefs D/ST D/ST
Alex Henery, Phi K
Maurice Jones-Drew, Oak RB
Dwayne Bowe, KC WR
Greg Jennings, Min WR
Broncos D/ST D/ST
David Akers, Det K
Alex Smith, KC QB
Brandon Myers, TB TE
Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR
Jermichael Finley, GB TE
Jonathan Stewart, Car RB
World of Noise
Matt Ryan, Atl QB
Steven Jackson, Atl RB
DeMarco Murray, Dal RB
DeSean Jackson, Wsh WR
Harry Douglas, Atl WR
Julius Thomas, Den TE
Titans D/ST D/ST
Stephen Gostkowski, NE K
Greg Olsen, Car TE
Tavon Austin, StL WR
Jay Cutler, Chi QB
Vikings D/ST D/ST
Adam Vinatieri, Ind K
Joique Bell, Det RB
Andre Caldwell, Den WR
Wes Welker, Den WR
Real Houserville
Cam Newton, Car QB
Ben Tate, Cle RB
Shane Vereen, NE RB
Jordy Nelson, GB WR
Percy Harvin, Sea WR
Jimmy Graham, NO TE
Panthers D/ST D/ST
Matt Prater, Den K
Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR
Browns D/ST D/ST
Randy Bullock, Hou K
Cordarrelle Patterson, Min WR
Keenan Allen, SD WR
Montee Ball, Den RB
Case Keenum, Hou QB
Chris Ivory, NYJ RB
Doug Martin, TB RB
Randall Cobb, GB WR
NFC WestFear and Loathing
Andrew Luck, Ind QB
Knowshon Moreno, Mia RB
Matt Forte, Chi RB
Brian Hartline, Mia WR
Marques Colston, NO WR
Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE
Jaguars D/ST D/ST
Nick Novak, SD K
Darren McFadden, Oak RB
Steve Smith, Bal WR
Kendall Wright, Ten WR
Sebastian Janikowski, Oak K
Michael Crabtree, SF WR
Rob Housler, Ari TE
Rams D/ST D/ST
Josh McCown, TB QB
Ahmad Bradshaw, Ind RB
Jawz Attack
Russell Wilson, Sea QB
Trent Richardson, Ind RB
Donald Brown, SD RB
Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR
Antonio Brown, Pit WR
Charles Clay, Mia TE
Chiefs D/ST D/ST
Alex Henery, Phi K
Maurice Jones-Drew, Oak RB
Dwayne Bowe, KC WR
Greg Jennings, Min WR
Broncos D/ST D/ST
David Akers, Det K
Alex Smith, KC QB
Brandon Myers, TB TE
Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR
Jermichael Finley, GB TE
Jonathan Stewart, Car RB
World of Noise
Matt Ryan, Atl QB
Steven Jackson, Atl RB
DeMarco Murray, Dal RB
DeSean Jackson, Wsh WR
Harry Douglas, Atl WR
Julius Thomas, Den TE
Titans D/ST D/ST
Stephen Gostkowski, NE K
Greg Olsen, Car TE
Tavon Austin, StL WR
Jay Cutler, Chi QB
Vikings D/ST D/ST
Adam Vinatieri, Ind K
Joique Bell, Det RB
Andre Caldwell, Den WR
Wes Welker, Den WR
Real Houserville
Cam Newton, Car QB
Ben Tate, Cle RB
Shane Vereen, NE RB
Jordy Nelson, GB WR
Percy Harvin, Sea WR
Jimmy Graham, NO TE
Panthers D/ST D/ST
Matt Prater, Den K
Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR
Browns D/ST D/ST
Randy Bullock, Hou K
Cordarrelle Patterson, Min WR
Keenan Allen, SD WR
Montee Ball, Den RB
Case Keenum, Hou QB
Chris Ivory, NYJ RB
Doug Martin, TB RB
Randall Cobb, GB WR
Channel 4 News Team
Nick Foles, Phi QB
Jamaal Charles, KC RB
Julian Edelman, NE WR
Eric Decker, NYJ WR
Josh Gordon, Cle WR
Dennis Pitta, Bal TE
Dolphins D/ST D/ST
Steven Hauschka, Sea K
Aaron Rodgers, GB QB
Stevan Ridley, NE RB
Victor Cruz, NYG WR
Giovani Bernard, Cin RB
Andre Brown, Hou RB
Martellus Bennett, Chi TE
Dan Bailey, Dal K
Doug Baldwin, Sea WR
Jets D/ST D/ST
Team Boyer
Tom Brady, NE QB
Danny Woodhead, SD RB
Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB
Brandon Marshall, Chi WR
Vincent Jackson, TB WR
Vernon Davis, SF TE
Bills D/ST D/ST
Phil Dawson, SF K
Darren Sproles, Phi RB
Hakeem Nicks, Ind WR
BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB
Steelers D/ST D/ST
Philip Rivers, SD QB
Jordan Cameron, Cle TE
Mike Nugent, Cin K
Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR
Eddie Royal, SD WR
Sidney Rice, Sea WR
Chinese Organ Thieves
Peyton Manning, Den QB
Chris Johnson, NYJ RB
Adrian Peterson, Min RB
Andre Johnson, Hou WR
Roddy White, Atl WR
Rob Gronkowski, NE TE
Bengals D/ST D/ST
Justin Tucker, Bal K
Steve Johnson, SF WR
Caleb Sturgis, Mia K
Garrett Graham, Hou TE
Jarrett Boykin, GB WR
Andre Ellington, Ari RB
Riley Cooper, Phi WR
Joe Flacco, Bal QB
Bears D/ST D/ST
Roy Helu, Wsh RB
Sam Bradford, StL QB
Jake Locker, Ten QB
Graybill's Generals
Colin Kaepernick, SF QB
Eddie Lacy, GB RB
LeSean McCoy, Phi RB
A.J. Green, Cin WR
Mike Wallace, Mia WR
Delanie Walker, Ten TE
Lions D/ST D/ST
Robbie Gould, Chi K
Cecil Shorts, Jac WR
Denarius Moore, Oak WR
Rashard Mendenhall, Ari RB
Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB
Graham Gano, Car K
Washington D/ST D/ST
Jordan Reed, Wsh TE
Geno Smith, NYJ QB
Nate Washington, Ten WR
Nick Foles, Phi QB
Jamaal Charles, KC RB
Julian Edelman, NE WR
Eric Decker, NYJ WR
Josh Gordon, Cle WR
Dennis Pitta, Bal TE
Dolphins D/ST D/ST
Steven Hauschka, Sea K
Aaron Rodgers, GB QB
Stevan Ridley, NE RB
Victor Cruz, NYG WR
Giovani Bernard, Cin RB
Andre Brown, Hou RB
Martellus Bennett, Chi TE
Dan Bailey, Dal K
Doug Baldwin, Sea WR
Jets D/ST D/ST
Team Boyer
Tom Brady, NE QB
Danny Woodhead, SD RB
Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB
Brandon Marshall, Chi WR
Vincent Jackson, TB WR
Vernon Davis, SF TE
Bills D/ST D/ST
Phil Dawson, SF K
Darren Sproles, Phi RB
Hakeem Nicks, Ind WR
BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB
Steelers D/ST D/ST
Philip Rivers, SD QB
Jordan Cameron, Cle TE
Mike Nugent, Cin K
Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR
Eddie Royal, SD WR
Sidney Rice, Sea WR
Chinese Organ Thieves
Peyton Manning, Den QB
Chris Johnson, NYJ RB
Adrian Peterson, Min RB
Andre Johnson, Hou WR
Roddy White, Atl WR
Rob Gronkowski, NE TE
Bengals D/ST D/ST
Justin Tucker, Bal K
Steve Johnson, SF WR
Caleb Sturgis, Mia K
Garrett Graham, Hou TE
Jarrett Boykin, GB WR
Andre Ellington, Ari RB
Riley Cooper, Phi WR
Joe Flacco, Bal QB
Bears D/ST D/ST
Roy Helu, Wsh RB
Sam Bradford, StL QB
Jake Locker, Ten QB
Colin Kaepernick, SF QB
Eddie Lacy, GB RB
LeSean McCoy, Phi RB
A.J. Green, Cin WR
Mike Wallace, Mia WR
Delanie Walker, Ten TE
Lions D/ST D/ST
Robbie Gould, Chi K
Cecil Shorts, Jac WR
Denarius Moore, Oak WR
Rashard Mendenhall, Ari RB
Le'Veon Bell, Pit RB
Graham Gano, Car K
Washington D/ST D/ST
Jordan Reed, Wsh TE
Geno Smith, NYJ QB
Nate Washington, Ten WR
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