Cheese Steaks, Sex Panthers advance to respective conference championships

There will not be a repeat World Series champion this year, and with only one team left that has won a JLB World Series, there’s a 75 percent chance at this point that we’ll have a new champion altogether.

The only champ left is the 2013 JLB World Series winner Outs, who beat the Choo handedly.

The Outs, courtesy of the bye week, got a chance to sit back and wait for the winner of the Cheese Steaks-Vandelay matchup. And the reigning World Series champion Vandelay fell apart after a strong run to lock up the third seed, falling 14-4-4 to the Steaks (score pending one more batter in play who cannot make a difference in the matchup).

For Cheese, it was a huge boost of confidence after his several-week slide that lost him the division title.

Cheese won seven categories in both batting and pitching to take the playoff matchup, and that included 11 homers with 40 RBIs and 10 stolen bases. Todd Frazier launched three homers for six RBIs, Jose Bautista hit a pair for seven RBIs and Edwin Encarnacion had two for six RBIs. All three have been trade acquisitions over the years.

In the pitching department, it was another two trade acquisitions leading the way as Masahiro Tanaka had two quality starts with 17 strikeouts and a 0.60 ERA and Max Scherzer had one quality start in two chances with 12 strikeouts and a 3.21 ERA.

Vandelay’s ace, Chris Sale, struggled mightily in two starts, going 0-2 with an 8.10 ERA. He gave up 9 runs in 10 innings and only — and for Sale, this qualifies as only — 11 strikeouts. That’s typically one game for him.

That pitching would have been just fine in the American League where the Bombers took the ERA battle with a 5.91 ERA over the Panthers’ 7.29 mark.

Even with that pitiful ERA, the Sex Panthers beat the higher-seeded Bombers to win her first playoff series since 2012 when she beat the Bombers 12-9-3. She then fell to a heavily favored Gamblers team in the ALCS 11-8-5.

Against the Bombers this year, she took seven of 11 batting categories, winning 11-7-4 overall. She advances to the ALCS where she’ll face the mighty Choo, who is looking for his third straight trip to the World Series.

With David Price and Clayton Kershaw, anything short of that would lead to a few buildings in Bethlehem falling down as the Choo goes Godzilla on the historic town.


It would be a scary day in the Christmas city when Choozilla starts stomping around, and Gina will watch and laugh at it all from the safety of her WFMZ regional cameras.

Cheese Steaks will join her for a chuckle if he, too, can pull off the upset.

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