Parker didn't make the playoffs.
I know, shocking.
This really isn't news. We all predicted this at the start of the season.
But what Parker didn't know was, his season was doomed the moment he let the Slammers design his logo.
Not following?
It's OK.
To make it simple for Parker, I made it into a children's book.
There once was a train from the Main Line.
It thought 2022 was going to be a great time.
But there was something special about this little chugger.
A pair of hidden inscriptions that will make Parker scream mother fugger.
Just take a closer look, and you will see.
Parker's season was cursed from the start by Choo and Jimmy.
THE END
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